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brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

His name is John. He used to work at a circus before he retired and bacame a farmer.
Actually, you should ask Aidan about this, he’d probably come up with something even more random.

Dean O’ Gorman when asked about Fili and Kili’s father (via kittyprincessofcats)

"fili, son of john" i’m caCKLING

Actually, he even said “I’d LOVE to hear Aidan’s answer to this ‘cause it’d probabyly be even more random than mine.”

(via bluebutterflywrites)

empresspinto:

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

I tried to do this and nothing came up for most of them which is really fucking weird considering how often i curse in my tags

lookingspiffy:

Thirty-three years. Thirty-three years of a special man. Special enough to have two birthdays. Special enough to have his own mafia. Strong. Stronger than we’ll ever know. Loyal to a fault. A man of honour. A man of emotions. A man of Brazil. Verás que um filho teu não foge à luta.

He shines, but it’s more than sunshine. He is illuminated by fire. Of passion, of courage, of a fighting spirit. And he does not shine alone. Feliz aniversário, Felipe. Sempre com você.

nebulia13:

demotu:

oatmealnebraska:

darthtulip:

4/23/14 Blues @ Blackhawks, WCQF Game 4: Post-game (X)
ETA: Apparently it was just an attempt at a leading question that didn’t work too well. THANK GOD.

Well, we’ve all had the experience of having a joke fall flat, so my sympathies to Peggy Kusinski on that count, but I honestly don’t know how she expected him to respond.

He’s a hockey player. He’s not going to say, “Oh, actually, let me tell you about all the amazing OT goals I’ve scored.” If you want him to talk about moments when he was awesome, you have to specifically mention those moments, ask him to tell you about them…and then you have to sit back and listen while he talks about how great it was to be able to score a goal for the city and the fans, and how important his teammates were to the goal, and how they can’t spend too much time thinking about that because they need to keep their focus on winning the next game.

All that said, it’s because these guys are so practised with their postgame interview clichés that it’s always fun to watch when something unexpected happens to knock them off their script (e.g., that time a reporter broke a mic in front of Jonny)…and Patrick’s reaction here is a delight.

Excuse me I need a link to this stat:

 (e.g., that time a reporter broke a mic in front of Jonny)

I think it’s important to add, because the above commentary doesn’t mention it, that Kaner scored THE OT goal for Chicago in 2010. Not just a bunch of great goals. He scored the one that ended their half-a-century Cup drought.

So I feel like perhaps there wasn’t necessarily supposed to be a response, it was just supposed to be a joke, a reference to that—or, alternatively, she was expecting Kaner to go, “I think there was a pretty big one in 2010, hahaha.” Kind of tongue in cheek.

(she was joking? only the commentary really suggests she was. if she did in fact forget…well, that’s no big, except i don’t really imagine how she COULD have forgotten, so…)

because like, it isn’t like, “oh look, i’ve scored some ot goals.” kaner legit scored one of the most important goals (if not THE most important) of the current blackhawks era. In OT. During playoffs.

inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

(Source: stevemcqueened)

heybys:

barackfuckingobama:

jumpersandshawarma:

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Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

(Source: iamnevertheone)

hockeyisall:

sheercompulsion:

babies in the stanley cup (◕ω◕✿)

and not forgetting unimpressed!baby in the cup:

hmm, another photo with stanley cup